THE VDAY-NITE

14 February 2019

Hosted by the infamous MUFFIN HOUSE in collaboration with the Aléatoire, this is a Valentines soirée unlike any other.

Unsurprisingly, couples are banned from the site. Perhaps more surprisingly, guests are required to arrive dressed in lingerie.

Other expected highlights:

• Exclusively red and pink beverages including JNSQ rosé, cotton candy heart martinis, steaming Shirley Temples, and sparkling greyhounds.

• Astrological séances which will involve zodiac matchmaking and uninhibited psychoanalysis.

• Seductive tunes ranging from Sade to Rihanna to the Internet.

• The classic spread of French candles, which may produce a fire hazard.

• Vegan chocolates and ice cream will be available in case of emergency situations, i.e., you saw your ex’s instagram story and they’re with a new significant other at a lovely dinner, and you’re here at this horrendous Valentines day-nite party with 30 other single people crying over their exes.